4 posts tagged “humor”
YOU KNOW YOU'RE A SINGLETON WHEN.....
1- You start using the pronoun `I'.
2- You get a party line because you miss the voices.
3- One first name is suddenly enough.
4- Switching now refers only to long distance phone service.
5- If you hear voices now, you're schizophrenic.
6- `I forgot' is no longer an excuse.
7- It suddenly occurs to you that you had a childhood.
8- To keep your SO on his/her toes, you imitate an alter every now and then.
9- When you mess up, you can no longer blame it on somebody else.
10- DID becomes just a past-tense verb.
YOU MIGHT BE A MULTIPLE IF...
-If you have to ask who keeps leaving out the crayons and coloring books and you live alone...
-If your Significant Other (SO) asks you to wear a name tag...
-If you change clothes three or more times a day based on your mood...
-If you don't remember the $300 charge on your Visa to Toys-R-Us...
-If you have to buy yourself a lollipop after a visit to the doctor or dentist...
-If you have more toys than your children...
-If you have three complete yet different sets of toiletries/hygiene products and you live alone...
-If you inexplicably find yourself making race car noises on the interstate...
-If your therapist starts each session by asking "How much do you remember from our last conversation?"...
-If you have three (or more) different birthstones...
-If your teenager asks to be paid for babysitting YOU...
-If your 'castle in the sky' is better furnished than your house...
-If you have to adjust the driver's seat in your car and you are the only one who drives it...
-If you buy cereal based on the toy that comes in the box...
-If your hair color has been known to change 3 or more times in a week...
-If you have at least one clock and calendar in every room of your home (including the bathroom)...
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the lighter side of MPD |
06/18/2002 |
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when we go to the movies we get 10 people in for the price of 1 amelia finding out she had boobies. "They feel like koosh balls!" wearing t-shirts that say things like 'I hear voices and they don't like you' and knowing they're TRUE charlie has to ask who's out before he gets frisky because stephanie almost decked him once staying in for the night has a whole different meaning how do you decide what to put in a monogram? having your 4 year old tell you someone else needs to come out because he didn't like 'your' answer how do you potty teach an insider? (thank God we've never had to deal with that.) sitting in the yard for an hour blowing bubbles and not feeling a bit guilty truly seeing the world thru the eyes of a child "how come the star shaped bubble wand doesn't make star bubbles?" changing your mind has a whole different meaning you'll never get lonely figuring out what to make for dinner requires a majority vote watching charlie wrestle with the stuffed animals for room on the bed sleeping with glow braclets on and not being embarrassed we used to have to buy three different brands of cigarettes! multiples tend to look younger than they are.... so being mistaken for your teenager's sister and having her think it's cool. there's more but we haven't thought of them yet. will have to keep putting them down tho. the Crew |
I don't think this was ever posted anywhere but the document is several years old. It made me laugh. It strikes me as something written by Stephanie.
THE CREW
WELCOME TO OUR WORLD
THE RULES
1) Please fasten your safety belts.
2) Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times.
3) If you dont like the ride, GET OFF!
4) This is not a democracy. Hate notes will be deleted.
5) You might laugh, cry or get angry at what you read. Your emotions are your responsibility. Nobody said it would be fun.
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